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Subtle signs you might be turning into a giga warrior legend with huge nuts

Life’s too short to float around like a sad, wimpy little leaf in the wind.

If you want to live from the deepest, most real, most energised part of you, these are some signs you’re on the right path.

You no longer have any need to be liked because your world-changing purpose has lifted you above the everyday pussy triviality of hearsay, Twitter likes, head patting, and gossip.

When you think about your past, you no longer cry yourself to sleep like a giant baby wombat. Instead, you laugh at who you were and shout “Uukhai” (like Genghis Khan) at how far you’ve come.

You regularly lift heavy things, and your body is slowly but surely being moulded into a masterpiece, regardless of your age or any dumb excuses you have about ‘genetics.’

You have a renewed ease around being honest. You’re ok with letting go of an ‘always perfect’ image of you because your strategy is not about manipulation or trying to make people happy. Instead, you’re here to get to the heart of things — to fly the banner of truth so that everyone around you benefits in the long run together.

You have lost your taste for watching naked people smooshing their genitals together on a screen because you decided you preferred to…