Fourteen fun alternatives to watching woke crap on Netflix

Woke shite on Netflix is out.

Learning, reading and creating dope shit that makes you money is in.

Here are some ideas for replacing the drivel tube:

• Read fat fiction thriller books while drinking coconut water — then pile those books up in a corner of your room like a fiction-reading hero badass.
• Write short, flash fictional pieces that exercise your story-telling muscle and surprise you over time with your clever ability to play with words, descriptions, and details that people grow to love.
• Watch 30 Bob Ross videos and then paint your own pictures that you can sell online as a dope arty side hustle so you get an excuse to grow a dirty great afro and have a break from screwing your face up at a screen all day.
• Read Substack newsletters about money, history and psychology that make you fractionally more intelligent every day so you can show off at pub quizzes when the time requires this of you.
• Learn how to cook and apply this knowledge in the kitchen, then serve groups of people for dinner with sickening levels of arm-waving flourishes and appalling banter that ensures wide grins.
• Build a retreat business that gets six of your subscribers together in a remote…